http://itsjustthebots.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] itsjustthebots.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] itsjustagamerp2011-09-13 08:35 pm

Earth vs Soup - the production!

Characters: Anyone who signed up to be in Earth vs Soup
Content: Really bad Cold War era scare "movies"
Location: Cockpit area of deck 1
Time of day: Friday afternoon
Warnings: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO


Crow was so ready for this. At last, people would realize his genius in making Cold War-era scare films! Crow was wearing his favorite director's hat and an outrageously expensive scarf as he prepared his small set of 'actors' for shooting.

"Okay, PLACES everybody! Cambot, you ready? You're looking fabulous today. Everyone is looking fabulous!"

He turned back to his makeshift 'stage' on the command deck. "Okay then! Places! Speed! Marker! Sound! Rolling! Aaaaand...action!"


[OOC: Characters can tag in order of the script they were given, at least up until the script ends. After that point, there's no particular tag order except what players want to go with! Also, keep in mind that while this IS a log, everything is being filmed by Cambot, so the rest of the SOL can see the "movie."]

[identity profile] razthepsynaut.livejournal.com 2011-09-14 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
*Raz seems rather acutely aware how terrible this script is. But that's fine, because he's not that great of an actor.*

Ya know Marie, I got a big day comin’ up. Why don’t you give me the Wide Herb Six Gun Wagon Wheel Skillet Scramble Galhundra, with a side of Dookey Links, and...say, what’s the soup today Sweet Marie, my little sockpuppet, you!

*Oh God, what IS he saying.*

[identity profile] verygassy.livejournal.com 2011-09-14 11:06 am (UTC)(link)
Minako, meanwhile, was dressed up in her cute little waitress costume, and she bounced over (in more ways than one, of course). Putting on a winning smile, she put a hand on her hip.

"Waah, Bien!" She cooed. "Yuu watch yirsilf yuu lidder cidih priss, you! Aaaai din't think you went the soap today!...You see, Scabby wus mixin' up a batch of Yuuraynim 235 in the same pout as today’s soap! Which, by the way, is ow Caylifurna Kaaaaaahner Poo Carrrnicoopa Viiiigitiblee Joobalei!"

[identity profile] razthepsynaut.livejournal.com 2011-09-14 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
*Oh dear God what is that accent. If Raz hadn't read the, uh, "script," he would've had absolutely no idea what the hell she was saying.*

Uh... Well, that don’t make no never mind to me! Bring me a bowl of that, my little corn fritter!

[identity profile] verygassy.livejournal.com 2011-09-14 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a Southern accent, Raz! Naturally!

"Okee," she grinned. "Baaat it’s yur few null~!"

[identity profile] verygassy.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 12:53 pm (UTC)(link)
...Well. Right. Hopefully that can be cleaned up in post-production? In either case, Minako bounces over to the back counter.

"Haaaaay, Sca beeee! Aah need a Wheelie Wownkahy on a skill cape with a sad o rat tayyyls! Oh, and gimmee a bew kit of slap!"

[identity profile] eroded-earth.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Terra has been lying on the floor of screen for some time now. He still has no idea what to make of this script but is growing increasingly grateful that this is his only part. Of course, even this he isn't sure about since he's not much of an actor, but he decides to just feign sleep and maybe that'll be close enough.

Scabby, his character, is dead and cannot respond to Sweet Marie's cries.

[identity profile] verygassy.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
WHAT'S THIS?

"Scaaaaabeee? Sker beeeeee??"

[identity profile] sailorlaughter.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
That was Pinkie's cue! She scooted out from her hiding place, cloaked in a soup costume that mainly consisted of a shiny red sheet of cloth with vegetables glued on it. Stepping carefully, she moved over Terra's body and made a beeline for Minako! "GRAOROROROROROWWWORRRR!" Hopefully Soup roared in about the same way as dragons did.

[identity profile] verygassy.livejournal.com 2011-09-19 02:17 pm (UTC)(link)
"OW, NOOOOOW!! NOOOOOOW!!" Poor Terra Scabby! Also here comes Minako Sweet Marie running around in terror! Or...something like it! "DIRE LARD, NAAAAAAOOOOOOW!! NAAAAAW NOOOOOOW NEEEEEEEEEEEEW!! UUU MAH HIIVENS, NOOOOW OH GAAAAAWD UUUU PAAAARGEEE!! AAAAH MAH DEER HAVIIIINS, NOOOOOOW NOOOOOOO NAAAAAAAW NOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

[identity profile] sailorlaughter.livejournal.com 2011-09-20 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
But the Soup is impervious to her pleas! It slinks forward, gurgling horribly! "GRROOOOOOOOARRRRGLEROARRRRRAAARRRRRR!"

[identity profile] eroded-earth.livejournal.com 2011-09-20 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Scabby continues to lay dead on the floor, however Terra is starting to wonder how long he has to lay here not moving. It's kind of hard not to smile at Pinkie's soup growling.

[identity profile] razthepsynaut.livejournal.com 2011-09-21 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
Two things run through Raz's mind at this point.

One is, more or less, "That's SOUP?!" It looked more like a giant jello mold if you wanted to be generous. It was obviously pony-shaped under the cloth. Are they serious?

The second is, oh crap, this is where the script stopped. Uh... IMPROVISE.

"Marie! Whatever is the matter, my, uh, sweet potato?" That's a southern food, right?

[identity profile] verygassy.livejournal.com 2011-09-21 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
"AAAHM BEING CHAAAASED!! OOOH MA POOOOOORGEEEEE!!" At this Minako starts running off-stage. "BIEEEEEN!! WE NEED THAM PLUUUTONEEM-INFEWZED KNEW IN GLEANED CLAAIM CHOW DIR!! AII THANK THAT'S ITS WAKE NISS!!"

[identity profile] sailorlaughter.livejournal.com 2011-09-22 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Pinkie, now being off-script, took this as her cue to gallop whole-heartedly after Minako, growling and roaring all the while. Unfortunately, her Soup costume was not exactly made with galloping in mind. One front hoof caught on the front of the tarp, and Pinkie tumbled forward head-over-heels with an alarmed shout and a small explosion of poorly-secured vegetable matter.

She came to rest upside-down at the bottom of Raz's stool, leaning against his leg. The pony blinked and took stock of the situation. She was still totally covered by the costume - in fact, she was more or less wrapped up in it now like a giant Soup cocoon. She was still Soup! She couldn't be lying down on the job; how would she ever take over the world with her vegetably magnificence then?

"THE SOUP WILL LAST FOREVERRRRR!" she cried in her most evil battle-cry voice, flinging her legs wide before wrapping them around Raz's and nomming on him through the fabric.

[identity profile] razthepsynaut.livejournal.com 2011-09-22 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Oh no! Wait, the hero's not supposed to die ten minutes into the picture, is he?

Improvise, improvise, impro --

He quickly grabs a pepper shaker. "Ah HA! Eat peppery justice, foul culinary perversion of science!" he declares dramatic, peppering the costume with zeal. (But not zest. He doesn't have a zester, after all.)

[identity profile] sailorlaughter.livejournal.com 2011-09-22 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
"AUUGHRUGHAAAAGH!" Pinkie couldn't see or feel the pepper raining down on her, but she trusted it was there; she released Raz and went staggering back. "YOU FOOL! YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT MY GREEN LEAFY GOODNESS?" she shrieked, quickly darting a hoof out from under the edge of the costume to grab some of the fallen brocolli and carrots, which she flung at Raz to cover her retreat.

Somewhere in the confusion, she'd lost track of the tiny eyeholes she'd cut in the fabric, so she just scrambled backwards, tossing vegetables all the while, until her hoof hit Terra's side. Thinking quickly, she darted behind the tall human and sat him up as best as she could, crouching down behind him for protection. "RISE, MY SOUPY MINION OF DOOOOOOOOOOM!" she intoned, prodding Terra in the back. It wasn't fair that he didn't get to join in the fun too, after all!

tell me if this is not okay, okay?

[identity profile] thrownoffgroove.livejournal.com 2011-09-24 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
Kuzco, who up to this point has been doing a pretty good job of following his script (which mostly consists of doing nothing other than cowering in fear), sees that now is his chance to get in on this picture.

As the star of course.

Leaping from his barstool, the emperor rushes in front of Raz, between him and the soup monster formerly known as Terra. He raises his fists, like he plans to box with the Keyblader.

"Never fear, defenseless citizen! I, the daring hero, am here to save you from this ferocious monster!"

He tossed a big smile at the camera before looking back at the "monster." "Alright, put up your, uh... carrots."

OF COURSE ITS OK XD

[identity profile] verygassy.livejournal.com 2011-09-26 01:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hiiiiiiro?" Blink. Blink. "Ooooow, you must be, uh, Bean's cuss ing! Jawn...Jahwn...sin!!"

That was a Sourthern name, right? Er, Southern?