"Well, the Python crew were pretty famous for just ending a skit suddenly whenever they felt it had run its course, so I guess it was natural for them to end the film this way too."

Jerking around when a grinning muzzle appeared between him and Sora like a specter of cuddly doom, Harry nearly choked on his own tongue. Oh no, there were not enough facepalms and head desks in the world to cover this particular nightmare the universe had thrown him into. It was probably collecting on the good luck that had lead him to find a quality movie in the midst of a place entirely dedicated to inflicting the bad upon all who inhabit it.

Glancing between clueless teen and innocent pink pony, Harry felt his heart sinking deeper into his stomach by the second. Sure, he'd probably done enough in his life to land himself a one way ticket to hell when he finally bit the big one, but he was pretty sure explaining why a bunch of nuns wanted spankings to these two would cinch the deal.

"Well, you see, uh, how much do you two know about dating?" he managed weakly.