Unfortunately for Liz, Tom was going to mess this up very quickly.
Tom was completely caught up in the story now, his teensy little arms flailing about in excitement as he hopped around. "Nerrath Rotbow's axe cleaves the first Balrog in two! A sacred fire burns up the jungle-dungeon at the creature breathes its last!
"The second Balrog howls in pain at its foot being shot! It yells at the last Balrog to give these foolish adventurers what-for!
"The last Balrog FLIPS the lunch table into the ground! The force of this mighty blast causes a MAGNITUDE 18 EARTHQUAKE that swallows up your entire party into the stony depths of the earth! ALL. IS. LOST."
Tom then began to chant it was most likely Klingon.
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Tom was completely caught up in the story now, his teensy little arms flailing about in excitement as he hopped around. "Nerrath Rotbow's axe cleaves the first Balrog in two! A sacred fire burns up the jungle-dungeon at the creature breathes its last!
"The second Balrog howls in pain at its foot being shot! It yells at the last Balrog to give these foolish adventurers what-for!
"The last Balrog FLIPS the lunch table into the ground! The force of this mighty blast causes a MAGNITUDE 18 EARTHQUAKE that swallows up your entire party into the stony depths of the earth! ALL. IS. LOST."
Tom then began to chant it was most likely Klingon.