"Oh believe me, I don't envy you kids that!" Crow said. All of Joel and Mike's attempts to explain hormones to them had pretty much gone in one ear and out the other. It just sounded weird and kind of icky.

"The ladies may like a guy with hair, but they also like a sleek chrooome body!" Tom bragged. "You may have those L'oreal locks, but I bet you wish you had a build like this!"