itsjustagamerp | warning: hyperactive teens at play

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warning: hyperactive teens at play

Characters: 90s Kid and anybody who wants to get pranked
Content: Invisibility and PRANKS 8D
Location: Deck 4: Cafeteria
Time of day: Afternoon
Warnings: May be hazardous to 90s Kid's health. Just please don't kill him XD

Anybody would be puzzled, to say the least, about suddenly finding themselves completely transparent. 90s Kid was no exception. For about three seconds. After that, he deemed this newfound invisibility TOTALLY GNARLY and decided to put it to good use.

Attempting to stifle fits of mischievous giggling, he lurked in the corner of the cafeteria and waited for the perfect moment to strike.

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Ahh, the Cafeteria. Falco's second favorite place on the satellite. He often found himself popping up here when he was bored. Actually, that was pretty much all the time.

He'd come up here for a snack, but now he was having second thoughts. He was eating kind of a lot lately, and not getting nearly as much exercise as he did back on the Great Fox. The past couple weeks of not giving a fuck were probably starting to make him put on some weight. Hmm...

Well, seeing as nobody else was around, Falco lifted his shirt a bit and pinched his belly, trying to see if he really had put on any weight. Needless to say, he didn't look happy about the results.

"Damn"!

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Ahah! His first victim. 90s Kid crept up silently as he could behind the distracted bird, glad he was holding still long enough for this.

Veeeeeeery slowly, he reached out, grabbing one of the falcon's long blue tail feathers, and with a jerk he plucked it sharply out, scampering out of the way of the inevitable results as quickly as he could.

"HWRAAAKK!!" Falco yelped the most surprised bird noise ever and spun around, grabbing his ass. SOME SOON TO BE DEAD MOTHERFUCKER JUST TORE OUT HIS TAIL FEATHER.

He would have screamed at whoever it was, but. There was nobody there. Just his tail feather on the floor.

"...Ah...?"

JUST AS PLANNED. 90s Kid covered his mouth to stifle a snicker; the guy's face was priceless, then began to creep off to hide just in case this invisibility thing wore off.

Falco, now completely freaked out, snatched his feather up off the floor and looked around. These things look QUITE A WHILE to grow back, and Falco was damn proud of his fabulous tail feathers. Someone would pay dearly for this.

"I KNOW YOU'RE THERE, ASSHOLE!!" Falco shouted to nobody in particular, as he actually had no idea that anyone was actually there. "SHOW YOURSELF, AND I'LL ONLY KILL YOU A LITTLE BIT!!"

Never before had Wally so dreaded going to the cafeteria as he had in this past week. Okay, maybe that wasn't entirely true - whatever Keystone gave them could in now way be classified as food - but it was definitely in the top five! Seriously? Worms? Who would defile perfectly good food like that?!

For once, he was actually glad that the dampening field had stripped him of his powers. It meant he didn't have to worry about finding something crawling in his lunch - ugh, gross - quite as often as he would with speedster powers. Not that he was all that hungry right now, weird as it felt, but an afternoon snack never hurt anyone.

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And Wally had arrived just in time, for this was a tricky prank to time properly. The ice cube in 90s Kid's hand was just starting to melt, so he had to hurry along to sneak up behind the shorter redhead. Without getting too close, he reached forward, just barely making that split second he had to drop the ice cube down the back of Wally's shirt before he would've moved too far.

Small at last!

Minako never thought she'd be so willing to swear off cupcakes as she strode through the ship. On the other hand, her attempt to return through time to warn everyone?....Not so successful. Then again, she had to wonder what would have happened if she had changed something...maybe Pluto had a point when she said time-travelling was not the best idea...

Of course, she didn't suspect anything as she walked towards the media deck, deep both in those thoughts and with the inclination to finally check out that secret stash of tapes and books she found...

Oooh, now here was a chance for some fun. 90s Kid would never dare to risk this one if he could be seen, but now he felt he could risk it. She'll never suspect her, after all~

He met her pace in silence, sidling to her side, just the tiniest bit behind her. She didn't hear him coming and seemed to be distracted anyway, so he took his chance.

He shot his hand up behind her, catching the back of her skirt with his fingers and flipping it straight up in the air.

"Ah--!!?"

Oh, she felt that. And she's going to respond. Even if the person was invisible. What they did was a bad idea. As evidenced by the death glare she had on her face as she turned--

--and faster than lightning her fist was out and aimed with practiced precision towards her invisible tormentor's nuts. At least if they were human, she figured they were about an average height, after all. Otherwise, if its one of the animals, its going to be at their head. Either way.

"PERVERT!"

"URK!" a voice from an invisible source squeaked as Minako landed a direct hit.

Ok 90s Kid. Whatever the heck you were thinking, of all the things you've done in your life, this is by far the dumbest.

But he'll have time to think about that when he can feel his legs again. He fell to the floor, doubling over and whimpering. He knew from experience that the worst of the pain was still coming.

"I know that voice!"

That only makes Minako even more annoyed. Going for where she heard him fall, she brought out another punch.

"In the name of the girls on this ship," She began to punch him several times. "You will Never. Do that. AGAIN! Got it?!"

OH DEAR GOD THE PAIN.

"OKAY OKAY NEVER AGAIN I'M SORRY OH GOD!" his voice was way higher than he liked right now.

"Good!" With that, she walks off, hands up behind her head, whistling. "Remember that for next time. Bye~"

And as she disappeared, he slumped to his side, fumbling along the floor to crawl out of potential incoming traffic.

"Maybe I should just sneak into a movie or something."

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warning: hyperactive teens at play

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that's perfectly fine. just as planned actually XD

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