But Falco don't birds eat worms

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

Characters: Falco and OPEN
Content: WORMS and some pretty unmanly screaming.
Location: Deck 2
Time of day: When your asses should be in bed
Warnings: WORMS and Falco's mouth. Well. Beak.


[ Anybody who happens to be strolling past Falco's room on Deck 2 will be greeted by a very non-manly sounding scream, sort of like a ]

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

[you may also get slammed into by this large blue bird as he kicks his door down and fucking flies into the hall, shaking worms out of his feathers and swearing like a sailor]

[Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.]

Comments

[punsofiron.livejournal.com]

[Here's Liz out to get a drink of water. Linkara's snoring again so she may as well do something while she's up right?

SUDDENLY FALCO!] OOF!

[And here's Liz on the floor. Ow.]

What the hell?

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

[JUST SHAKING WORMS OFF OF HIMSELF DON'T MIND HIM]

I'M.

SORRY.

SOMEONE PUT FUCKIN' WORMS IN MY BED!!

[punsofiron.livejournal.com]

[GAH oh God that's nasty she's not even gonna comment on him actually apologizing for that.]

What in--who the hell would DO that?!

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

I don't know but they're disgusting and slimy and ON ME!!

[he'd offer to help her up but he's kind of picking worms out of his feathers]

[punsofiron.livejournal.com]

[s'cool, she pick herself up.]

Gotta say, this is about the weirdest I've seen this ship get to date. [If you hold still she can help you with that?]

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

I swear they weren't in my bed when I got in it. What the hell is going on!?

[OKAY HE WILL STAND STILL he can't get the ones off his back anyway]

[punsofiron.livejournal.com]

When I know the answer to that, I'll letcha know.

[Oh God these things are so gross how did they get so embedded in your feathers anyway?]

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

Uuuugh.

[he rolls around in his sleep a lot 8(]

[punsofiron.livejournal.com]

[Ugh indeed.] Guess it's a good thing I'm still awake. Though I'd better check on Linkara; he's slept through worse.

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

Jeez, now I have to get rid of all these worms. I didn't feel like washing my sheets right before bed.

[just pauses and gives her kind of an odd look]

Worse than a bed full of worms? Do I really wanna ask.

[punsofiron.livejournal.com]

Probably not. It's more fun to learn about our colorful backstories in pieces.

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

Colorful backstories, right.

[punsofiron.livejournal.com]

Get with the program, man!

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

[No, Falco will not get with the program. In fact, he is just going to yawwwwwwwwwwn]

Think Linkara's sittin' in a bed full a'worms?

[punsofiron.livejournal.com]

If he is, I'm moving us both to the futon.

...after sending him off to shower.

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

A shower sounds pretty good right about now.

[punsofiron.livejournal.com]

Can't say I blame ya.

[game-over-pal.livejournal.com]

Right. I'll try not t'use up all the hot water. Maybe.