Characters: Harry and the bold adventurers ready to save the day
Content: A fellowship of heroes descends into the depths of the Satellite to find some way to shut off the damn radio.
Location: Deck 12
Time of day: [backdated] Three days after the medieval
Warnings: Peril, Balrogs, and obnoxious music.

( All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by-SERIOUSLY SHUT THAT CRAP OFF! )