Truly a good movie in the Satellite of Love was like an oasis in the desert. Yet it seemed they had hit the mother load here, and Harry was only too happy to share his opinions. "Ah, but that's part of the joke. You're expecting a big dramatic climax with a huge battle, but then they just pull the rug out from under you. It's their signature style."

Ah, but things truly were too good to last. Harry opened his mouth to explain that scene as well, right around the time his brain finished processing what the teenager was actually asking about, and then promptly pounded the breaks so fast Harry probably gave himself some swelling of the frontal lobe.

"That scene? Ah, that scene is a bit more, er, complicated."