Between being a master detective and veteran wizard who in no way survived most of his adventures through sheer dumb luck and insane improvisation no siree wherever did you hear that, Harry saw a opportunity out of an impossible situation when he saw one.

And he didn't even have to blow something up to do it. Somewhere Murphy shed a tear of pride.

"Ah, that explains it then," Harry said with a sage nod to hide the fact that it actually kind of didn't. Fortunately it was enough of a half truth that Harry's horrible lying skills might not give him away. "See, the jokes they were using there are the kind you can only really understand if you've been in a relationship, and experienced the feelings it can make you feel." Giving a shrug, he reached over to nab some of Pinkie's popcorn. "Love makes you crazy."