Catching you kids up on real cinema. (Open)

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Characters: Harry Dresden, Open
Content: 'Brave Sir Dresden showed a film, he bravely showed a film a film' A film known as Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail. *note: the thread starts after the movie has just ended*
Location: Theater
Time of day: Evening
Warnings: Tis a very silly thing that happens in here.



Finally, with its anticlimactic ending having blazed its way across the screen, Harry sat back in his seat, empty popcorn bag in hand. Closing his eyes to savor the beauty that was quality cinema after a bombardment of awful stories, Harry's mind was full of swallows and black knights, and fearsome bunny rabbits. Beautiful.

Then, opening his eyes, he gazed over at those seated in the theater with him.

"So, what did you think?"

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Between being a master detective and veteran wizard who in no way survived most of his adventures through sheer dumb luck and insane improvisation no siree wherever did you hear that, Harry saw a opportunity out of an impossible situation when he saw one.

And he didn't even have to blow something up to do it. Somewhere Murphy shed a tear of pride.

"Ah, that explains it then," Harry said with a sage nod to hide the fact that it actually kind of didn't. Fortunately it was enough of a half truth that Harry's horrible lying skills might not give him away. "See, the jokes they were using there are the kind you can only really understand if you've been in a relationship, and experienced the feelings it can make you feel." Giving a shrug, he reached over to nab some of Pinkie's popcorn. "Love makes you crazy."

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Pinkie tilted her head at Harry as he attempted to explain, considering him with a narrow-eyed expression for a few seconds. She looked almost...suspicious. But a second later her expression brightened and she chirped, "Ohhhhhhh. Okie-dokie!", before burying her head in the popcorn bag again. She came back up for air a few seconds later. "I still don't see why she wanted to be spanked though," she commented idly around a huge mouthful of popcorn.

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Pinkie accepted that answer a little easier than Sora did, but she at least brought up something that was still bothering him. "Yeah. What does spanking someone have to do with dating?"

Sora's only experience with spanking was what parents did to their children when they misbehaved (not his parents, though.) And dating was about taking a girl you liked out to dinner and movies or someplace else they liked, plus kissing and maybe more. He didn't quite see how those two things intersected. At least...not in any way that wasn't leading his mind to weird places.

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Harry had been wrong before, about going to hell that is. He'd just realized that he was not, in fact, destined for the deep pits, nor been given a one way ticket to the bowels of Beelzebub, nor journeying on some sort of cross country automotive transit network bound for Dante's Inferno.

No, see, you can't be going to hell when you're already there to begin with.

"I..."

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"Look..."

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"Um...the thing is...have either of you played a video game?"